PS I love you

While recently looking through my stash (I was just looking, mind you! I will finish my checklist! I haven’t made any progress since I last wrote about it, but I haven’t cheated, either….yet), I came upon a crumpled love letter addressed to me. This is what it said:

Darling Shelly,

Hi. Remember me? I haven’t seen you around in awhile and so I decided to write and tell you how I miss you.

I was so excited when you chose me to come home to live in your stash. You fondled my soft, merino strands and gazed at me with such adoring eyes. You thrilled me with promises of all that I would become in your able hands. When you placed me at the top of the stash, I knew it was temporary. I sat there and reveled in your stolen glances and the way you would come pet me from time to time. I understood then that you had to finish a few things before we could be together. I was willing to be patient and I knew that you would be back for me soon.

But, I am starting to wonder if those dreams we shared were nothing more than empty infatuation. Have I done something to offend? Did you replace me with some other yarn? Do you even remember my name?

Come back to me, Knitter, dear! Come back and let us find the project that will fulfill us both. I want to glide through your fingers and experience my destiny with you. Put down all those sad wips that drag you down and bore you to tears. I can make you happy, I know I can.

Love Always

Malabrigo Lace

PS – I love you

Now, Friends, tell me truly – how can I resist any longer?

7 thoughts on “PS I love you

  1. I have the same colorway! Isn’t it gorgeous? Mine is in worsted weight, and I’ll be making a winter hat with it!

  2. It is lovely!! But, what are the other skeins currently being worked on writing on their love letters?

    Dear Shelly, Remember me? We had so much fun together when you put me on the swift and wound me into a ball. The plans we made are still a work in progress, but I’m confident we can make the lovely item we set out to.

    Just playing with you!!! Have fun and knit whatever you like!

    • Hi, Michelle. It is us. The Forgotten WIP Club. Help us! Save us! We heard frogging sounds coming from her room last night and we fear for our lives! We know that deep down, she doesn’t mean a word of her promises to finish us. She is cold hearted and brutal and we know our days are numbered! If we don’t get finished soon, it’s curtains for us! Help!
      The Forgotten WIP Club

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