A conversation with The Boy:

The Boy: Mama, wouldn’t it be cool to have a car that doesn’t have a roof on it?

Me: Yes. That is called a convertible.

insert long discussion about the pros and cons of driving a convertible…

The Boy: My spaceship is a convertible.

Me: It is, huh? How do you keep the air in?

long, long silence

The Boy: Well, all of my clones are robots, so they don’t need air.

We don’t need no stinkin’ air! 🙂